My, how things have changed.
In the old days … vs. now
When I was a Kid vs. Kids today
Birthdays in the old days, vs. birthdays now
These days, the answer is always a simple Google search away
The issue of grades in school .. then vs. now
Man vs. the TV .. then vs. now
What ‘playing football’ meant then, vs. what it means now
Welcome to Flight # 2012.
We are about to take off into the New Year.
Please ensure that your standards are in an upright position. At this time, all self-destructive devices should be turned . Should we lose altitude under pressure during our flight, reach up and pull down a prayer – prayers will be activated by faith. Once your faith is fully activated you can assist other passengers.
There will be no baggage allowed on this flight. The captain has cleared us for take off. Destination: GREATNESS!
Enjoy your flight!
IMMEASURABLE BLESSINGS for you and your families for the NEW YEAR!!
She pulls you close, then whispers softly in your ear.
But you somehow end up saying the wrong thing. You’re looking at a DEAD MAN WALKING.
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