Archive for July, 2009

Please Water These Flowers For Me

Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009

Hi …. I need a tiny favor … hope it’s not too much trouble .. I’m heading off on vacation, and I need someone to come over to water my flowers while I’m gone.

They are mostly geraniums and begonias, and with the hot weather they’ll likely only need water twice a day. I hope it won’t be too much trouble for you and that you’ll be able to take care of them for me.

I’ll be gone for almost three weeks and I’ve attached a photo for your reference (see below).

Toodles … I’ll send you a post card!

President Obama & The Brazilian Booty

Tuesday, July 21st, 2009

U.S. President Barack Obama and French President Nicolas Sarkozy were caught on camera at the recent G8 Summit, sneaking quick looks at the ‘assets’ of a young Brazilian woman who was at the conference. Take a look below.

Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag

Friday, July 17th, 2009

A man asked an American Indian what was his wife’s name. He replied, “She called Four Horse”.

The man said, “That’s an unusual name for your wife. What does it mean?” The Old Indian answered, “It old Indian Name. It means …


… NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG!”