Pictures & Jokes

Welcome to Flight # 2012.

We are about to take off into the New Year.

Please ensure that your standards are in an upright position. At this time, all self-destructive devices should be turned . Should we lose altitude under pressure during our flight, reach up and pull down a prayer – prayers will be activated by faith. Once your faith is fully activated you can assist other passengers.

There will be no baggage allowed on this flight. The captain has cleared us for take off. Destination: GREATNESS!

Enjoy your flight!

IMMEASURABLE BLESSINGS for you and your families for the NEW YEAR!!

With all the turmoil in the Middle East over the past couple months, and now with devastating and tragic earthquake and tsunami in Japan, gas prices are expected to rise even higher than the new HIGHs they’ve reached (globally) in recent times.

What to do in order to feel better about rising gas prices? Laugh about it! Check out Gas Price Jokes.Com, the place to get all the hilarious cartoons, photoshopped pictures, jokes and other humor that pokes fun at the really serious subject matter of higher gas prices.

A blonde lady was speeding down the road in her bright red sports car. She was pulled over by a blonde female police officer.The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver’s license.

She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. Eventually she asked the cop, ‘What does it look like?‘. The blonde policewoman replied, ‘It’s square and it has your picture on it.‘

The blonde driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it. And handed it to the blonde policewoman. ‘Here it is,‘ she said. The blonde cop looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, ‘Okay, you can go. I didn’t realize you were a cop.‘