Pictures & Jokes

A blonde lady was speeding down the road in her bright red sports car. She was pulled over by a blonde female police officer.The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver’s license.

She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. Eventually she asked the cop, ‘What does it look like?‘. The blonde policewoman replied, ‘It’s square and it has your picture on it.‘

The blonde driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it. And handed it to the blonde policewoman. ‘Here it is,‘ she said. The blonde cop looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, ‘Okay, you can go. I didn’t realize you were a cop.‘

See the girl above …. know what she’s reading? She’s going cross-eyed, reading the world’s longest password. Her password is “MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento“, and when asked why she had chosen such a long password, one which uses mainly the names of cartoon characters, she reportedly said “DUH, it said I needed to make it at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital!“

A pretty sorry (and hilarious) state of affairs in this blonde’s monthly diary!