I just got off the telephone with my friend, Ron, who lives in New York City. He said that since early this morning, the snow has been nearly waist high and is still falling. The temperature is dropping below zero, the wind chill is awful and the north wind is increasing. He said that his wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen window all day, and that if it gets much worse …. he may have to let her in.
Beer contains female hormones!
Why is this being said? Well, just recently, scientists at a Montreal university released the results of a recent study that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. It is believed that Men should take a serious look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones, and that by drinking enough beer, men actually turn into women (temporarily).
The proof of the theory was in a test where within a one hour period, 100 men each drank eight pints of beer. It was then observed that ALL the test subjects, yes, 100% then:
1. Argued over nothing.
2. Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3. Gained weight.
4. Talked excessively without making sense.
5. Became overly emotional
6. Couldn’t drive.
7. Failed to think rationally, and
8. Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary!
Here are some 2010 year-end Transportation Security Administration (TSA) findings and statistics that are especially useful in light of the controversial, new search techniques and policies that were implemented on airline passengers in 2010. Here’s what the new TSA techniques revealed:
Terrorist Plots Discovered – 0
Transvestites – 193
Hernias – 1,675
Hemorrhoid Cases – 3,452
Incontinence – 6,478
Enlarged Prostates – 8,659
Breast Implants – 59,425
Natural Blondes – 6
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