Pictures & Jokes

… even the poor doggies have to be lining up to utilize the few trees that are left!

The military has been called in, and they’re getting special assistance with finally sealing and capping that leaking oil well in the Gulf of Mexico.

Stop asking if I’ve seen your lipstick … no, I haven’t! Why do you keep asking me? I’m actually insulted! Every time something goes missing around here, everybody looks at me! For your information, I don’t even wear that shade – it doesn’t go well with my complexion and it tastes terrible. Got it?