Have You Seen My Lipstick?
Stop asking if I’ve seen your lipstick … no, I haven’t! Why do you keep asking me? I’m actually insulted! Every time something goes missing around here, everybody looks at me! For your information, I don’t even wear that shade – it doesn’t go well with my complexion and it tastes terrible. Got it?
Tags: Dog Wearing Lipstick, Doggie Lipstick, Lipstick Joke