Pictures & Jokes

Stop asking if I’ve seen your lipstick … no, I haven’t! Why do you keep asking me? I’m actually insulted! Every time something goes missing around here, everybody looks at me! For your information, I don’t even wear that shade – it doesn’t go well with my complexion and it tastes terrible. Got it?

These animals have apparently had too much Marula fruit to eat. In Africa, there is a tree called the Marula tree, and once per year it produces a very juicy fruit that contains a high percentage of alcohol. Animals love it, elephants in particular, hence it is also called the ‘Elephant Tree’. Now that you’ve gotten your animal and fruit less of the day, check out the video below and have a good laugh!

“… how many beers did you say you had tonight sir?”