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		<title>Drink More Wine &amp; Less Water</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[As Ben Franklin said: &#8220;In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.&#8221; In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As Ben Franklin said: &#8220;<em>In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.</em>&#8221;</p>
<p>In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) &#8211; bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.</p>
<p>However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine &amp; beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a  purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.</p>
<p>So Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.<br />
Therefore, it&#8217;s better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of poop.</p>
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